The S.S. Eva Herzigova in a Bikini, Baby!
Tags: eva herzigova, summer supererogative

Second take on your summer supererogative, boys and girls: today’s mighty vessel is the former Wonderbra model known as Eva Herzigova. You remember — “Hello, boys!” On second thought, maybe that should read “Goodbye, boys!” Like, “We’re heading south for the winter!” The “wonder” in “wonderbra” must have been less of an adjective and more of a underwire-reinforced triple foam padding enhancer.
Photos: INFdaily.com

4 Comments, Comment or Ping
Joe
Pray you look as good as her, you sour bitch.
Jun 12th, 2008
abby
God, why does it smell so pissy in here today? Oh, right. Thanks, Cunty McCunterson!
Jun 12th, 2008
RichPort
This misshapened beeotch caused millions of woman to buy bras? What? Were they full body bras? What the fuck? She’s got that Misha Barton body…
Hey Joe, you’d whack off to a Sears catalog, wouldn’t you?
Jun 12th, 2008
nordo
Hey Joe, is that you EVA? Go find some big assed, wire ripped over sized falsies and get over yourself.
Jun 12th, 2008
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