Jun 12, 2008
Britney and Mel Gibson Have Another Date
Tags: Britney Spears, mel gibson
After spending a week at his Costa Rica home last month, Britney Spears met up again with Mel Gibson in Beverly Hills on Tuesday. According to People magazine
For more than two-and-a-half hours, the singer, 26, and the actor-filmmaker, 52, met [at the members-only Havana Club] in an ongoing “guidance session.”
I’m sure the meeting ended poorly once Britney discovered that “Zionist agenda” and “Ziti à la mode” were two totally different things.
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
Elmo
They’re perfect for each other. Some things defy logic or classification. Or reason. Cliche alert: you just can’t make this stuff up.
Jun 12th, 2008
abby
Maybe Mel can advise her on zit cream.
Jun 12th, 2008
open mouth jones
I used to want to marry his (previously) fine ass. Then again, I felt the same way about Tom Cruise.
My taste in men is obviously FUCKED.
And the pustules on Britney’s body don’t bother me so much as, well, her BODY. Maybe Mel could advise her on how to die screaming FREEDOM on the rack.
Jun 12th, 2008
RichPort
I wonder how many of the local 9 year old boys are locked in Mel’s basement bungalow? The Christianest ones are always the gayest ones.
Jun 12th, 2008
Captain-Insano
If you look at their pictures above, the true reason for their meetings comes to light. They are obviously starting a support group for people born with mongo ears…..and in Britney’s case, mongo everything.
Jun 12th, 2008
nordo
It’s the First Church of Mel, for GenUine rejects with defected reasoning…Amen, brother Mel there are lots more to lead.
Jun 12th, 2008
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