Katherine Heigl Is Better Than Everybody Else
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Grey’s Anatomy star Katherine Heigl — who won an Emmy for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series last year — has effectively removed herself from this year’s list of Emmy contenders. Why? Because she’s so much fucking better than you, that’s why. Us Weekly quotes her as saying:
“I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention. In addition, I did not want to potentially take away an opportunity from an actress who was given such materials.”
So, in short, Katherine’s saying she would clearly win again despite the donkey-dickery of the shitty writers for the show, because her supreme acting awesomeness is so unparalleled on primetime television. I see. On that same note, I would add that I would totally have won a Pulitzer by now if it weren’t for always having to write about stupid twats who they’re so fucking awesome all the time. Ironic twist of fate, isn’t it?
On the set of “The Ugly Truth” June 3rd:
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open mouth jones
Please don’t make me break out an “Isn’t Ironic” bullshit quote from Alanis Morrisette.
Oh Jesus. Just seeing those words on the screen- Oh GOD NO! Now it’s stuck. I’m going to be humming that fucking song all day now.
Jun 12th, 2008
abby
Doncha think?
It’s like RAA-HAY-HAAAIN on your wedding day…
Jun 12th, 2008
open mouth jones
A no smoking sign on your cigarette breaaaaaaaaak
I’m fucked. This fucking song will not go away.
Even with Eminem in my headphones going:
“Fuck you too bitch, call the cops
Imma Kill YOU and your loud ass motherfucking barking dogs”
(that’s a shout out to my neighbors- guess what? I’mma play it for you AGAIN tonight, you cock mongling syphilitic bastards)
I can still hear that freaking song in my head.
DAAAAMN YOU AAAAABBBBBBBYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Jun 12th, 2008
nordo
Just like a tattooooooooo
Jun 12th, 2008
footballisus
wow what a total fucking cunt that is some of the best writing on tv that is a slap to the face to all the writers on that show
Jun 14th, 2008
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