Madonna Exposed in New Book
Tags: christopher ciccone, Madonna
Get ready to learn more about Madonna than you ever wanted to know in a tell-all book written by her estranged brother. Page Six says
A source said, “[The book] extremely graphic and devastating. He was there through the crazy years and has many stories to tell… he’s seen it all.”
Christopher Ciccone, a gay decorator/chef, was ditched by his sister after she hooked up with her now husband Guy Ritchie, who [actor Rupret] Everett said was “uncomfortable around queens.”
Unless we’re talking about something like her love of post-Victorian architecture and personal choice in dish soap, I don’t think there’s much about Madonna we don’t already know. It’s pretty darn hard to top pictures of someone (NSFW) squatting over a mirror and admiring their own leather donut. Believe me, I’ve tried. It’s scientifically impossible without the aid of a speculum and one of those giant projection screens.
Madonna at the amFAR soiree in Cannes last month:
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Satin plus the color salmon plus rosette/scarf tie thing equals my grandma.
Jun 12th, 2008
abby
Or a Jewish aunt.
Jun 12th, 2008
nordo
There could be MRI’s
Jun 12th, 2008
abby
No leather donut love?
Jun 12th, 2008
joecoz
I was going to mention that, although I’ve heard it called a “leather cheerio”–both are hilarious. I’m still laughing at “stinky rice boiler” from a few days ago. Great stuff.
Jun 12th, 2008
joecoz
I was going to mention it, but I’ve heard it called a “leather cheerio” before–both hilarious. I’m still laughing about “stinky rice boiler” from a few days ago. Great stuff.
Jun 12th, 2008
joecoz
I liked it so much I had to post twice I guess. Sorry–too many bong hits.
Jun 12th, 2008
liver
If Guy Ritchie is uncomfortable around queens, why did he marry Madonna. She is the biggest queen of them all.
Jun 12th, 2008
Heather
She’s such a whore. She’s had 11 abortions. She is a disturbed woman.
Sep 21st, 2008
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