Halle Berry’s hella busty. (Egotastic)

Mariah Carey didn’t invite you to her wedding, but she doesn’t see any reason for you not to buy her a gift. (Celebitchy)

Lily Allen gets her revenge. (Jossip)

George Clooney hates fake tits! (The Blemish)

Mischa Barton finds a new way to steal from the Native Americans. (Jezebel)

Bret Michaels + Barbara Walters = talk show hilarity. (Celebrity Smack)

Zooey Deschanel flashes the pink. (CelebSlam)

Pete Wentz opens up his vagina about video inspirations. (COED magazine)

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