Amy Winehouse’s Hair Defies Gravity

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I sort of imagine Amy Winehouse’s morning routine to be like the Disney version of Cinderella’s. Only instead of songbirds birds tying her apron strings while costumed mice slide on her slippers, you’d have a four or five beavers arranging her hair and a retarded monkey holding a makeup gun at point blank range.

A dream is a wish your heart makes:

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6 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. nordo

    A dream is a wish your heart makes…And a nightmare is smelling that mane full of crap on your pillow.

  2. Captain-Insano

    This is, without a doubt, the ugliest living organism the world had ever known.

  3. sonya

    With that beehive-ish hairdo, she just MIGHT be a gum-chewing alien in disguise. All that’s missing is the bullet bra.

  4. lils

    Sonya, that’s what I was about to write!

  5. jeffrey

    She has sideburns LOOK! Major fucking yuck.

  6. bionic bunny

    why? dear god, someone just tell me why?????

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