Amy Winehouse’s Hair Defies Gravity
Tags: Amy Winehouse, hair
I sort of imagine Amy Winehouse’s morning routine to be like the Disney version of Cinderella’s. Only instead of songbirds birds tying her apron strings while costumed mice slide on her slippers, you’d have a four or five beavers arranging her hair and a retarded monkey holding a makeup gun at point blank range.
A dream is a wish your heart makes:


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nordo
A dream is a wish your heart makes…And a nightmare is smelling that mane full of crap on your pillow.
Jun 13th, 2008
Captain-Insano
This is, without a doubt, the ugliest living organism the world had ever known.
Jun 13th, 2008
sonya
With that beehive-ish hairdo, she just MIGHT be a gum-chewing alien in disguise. All that’s missing is the bullet bra.
Jun 13th, 2008
lils
Sonya, that’s what I was about to write!
Jun 13th, 2008
jeffrey
She has sideburns LOOK! Major fucking yuck.
Jun 15th, 2008
bionic bunny
why? dear god, someone just tell me why?????
Jun 17th, 2008
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