Jun 13, 2008
John Mayer Will Rock Your World
Tags: Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer, lover, sex
The secret behind Jennifer Aniston’s smile these days is a little industry phenomenon known as “John Mayer’s wiener.” A friend of Mayer’s told OK! Magazine:
“John is good in bed. Not just good, but sensational. Every girl I know who has slept with John says it was the best sex of their life. I’m not sure what exactly he does, but after girls sleep with him, they’re ruined. Whatever John’s secret is, he should market it. He could retire from the music industry.”
So Johnny boy has some signature moves, huh? Well, I have a few signature moves of my own. Like pulling up my pants and apologizing, for starters. Or clamping my hand over my mouth with my eyes squeezed shut and shaking my head back and forth while dry-heaving. Call me, boys!
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
zen
they look fit to be an A-lister couple. They should dominate now as the new and hottest couple and may they make exciting waves in Hollywood history. Love them both, for Jennifer to really bounce back, she deserves all the best after all. more movies and ay transformed into that great potencial talented serious actress and be very versatile
Jun 15th, 2008
zen
please take care of her heart ,you made the greatest choice of your life loving her, be very careful with her heart she loves you to be loyal and everything fall in line and added as well.
She will rock your world,he he he.You two are great couple, and teh world is waiting to be conquered by your great partnership in everything.
Jun 15th, 2008
gary
now i know john is gay, all the young ladies in hollywood and he hooks up with this old lady, brad pitt reject, she is not even attractive, now thats funny, wrong move young man, try again.
Jun 16th, 2008
bionic bunny
um, mr. zen? you should check with your doctor. i think your meds need adjusting. just a bit.
and couldn’t someone with jen’s money have handler’s to cut the tags off her swimwear? or is that her stash?
no, i was looking for matching tats, really!
Jun 17th, 2008
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