Jun 17, 2008
Amy Winehouse Hospitalized for Fainting
Tags: Amy Winehouse, hospitalized
Amy Winehouse was hospitalized after “fainting” in her Camden home yesterday afternoon. Amy’s rep told Us Weekly
“Fortunately, her manager’s assistant was there to stop her falling. Her father Mitch took her to hospital as a precaution. Doctors are unsure of the cause of the incident and Amy is currently undergoing tests.”
I assume the doctors testing Amy are actually mongoloid monkeys that somehow sneaked into the hospital by wearing mirrored headbands and stethoscopes and holding clipboards. It’s the only probable reason they would be “unsure of the cause of the incident” instead of just stating, “Drugs, you idiots! It’s the fucking drugs already! Jesus!” and then slapping you in the face for being such a moron.
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
syd
The line about the monkeys is so GD funny.
Jun 17th, 2008
sonya
Jeez! Just looking at her picture makes me want to go wash my hands with lye soap and wool steel.
Jun 17th, 2008
abby
Retarded monkeys in costumes, or “military doctors,” as they’re known by those of us in the armed forces.
Jun 17th, 2008
Root
Copper-colored palms are a sign of syphilis.
Jun 17th, 2008
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