Paris Hilton Denied a Puppy
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Paris Hilton was on her way to a photo shoot last weekend when she up and decided she wanted a puppy to “make it look cuter.” However, the Melrose Avenue pet store she solicited had different ideas. According to Page Six
Hilton tried to buy a Yorkie but was rebuffed by an employee. Hilton, who has a menagerie of neglected animals, went “ballistic. She started screaming, ‘I love my puppies! I want my baby!’ ” - but to no avail.
The employ did suggest another way to make the shoot a little cuter. “Maybe if you were trapped inside a flaming car barreling over a cliff full of crocodiles and napalm,” said one. “Oh, and AIDS. Definitely something with AIDS,” added another. “What about face cancer?” Unfortunately, none of those things were available at the puppy store, but everyone there agreed it was a great idea.
Father’s Day at Mr. Chow. That name again is Mr. Chow:
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Ha! The pet store get their dogs from a puppy mill, but won’t hand one over to the Parisite.
Jun 17th, 2008
open mouth jones
Because a 27 year old WOMAN should be concerned about making things “look cuter”.
And if she truly is that concerned about cuteness, why doesn’t she just wear a bag over her wonky-ass face all the time? GAWD!
Jun 17th, 2008
CaptainInsano
Here, Paris. You can have my “puppy”. His name is Cujo and he loves loud noises and sudden movements.
Jun 17th, 2008
brenda
Paris is looking very mature
Jun 17th, 2008
abby
What about AIDS of the face? I’d take that, too.
Jun 17th, 2008
joecoz
Or cancer of the ass–I’d take that as well.
Jun 17th, 2008
Mike V.
I hope this whole thing is true, but I doubt it.
She is a stupid, filthy whore who deserves to be disrespected, but I still doubt it happened.
Jun 20th, 2008
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