Kanye West pisses off Bonnaroo by showing up two hours late. (Coed Magazine)

What Marilyn Monroe would look like today, if she weren’t a decomposed corpse, of course. (popbytes)

Tim Russert tribute backlash gets its own backlash and the circle is complete. (Jossip)

Keanu Reeves has the birdy chest of an eleven year old boy. (Websters)

You’ve heard of dick in a box — now try dick in a purse! (Jezebel)

Jessica Simpson’s meat shirt pisses off PETA and Carrie Underwood. (The Blemish)

Have a peek at Rihanna’s nipple ring. (The Grumpiest)

Denise Richards can’t stop lying. (prettyboring)

The perfect gift for a trichophilic Beatles fan! (Wizbang! Pop)

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