Jun 18, 2008
Mickey Rourke Might Be a Gay
Tags: Gay, mickey rourke
Fact: If you find yourself eyeballing a testicle less than two feet from your face and you’re not a urologist or a moyle, you’re a gay. If that testicle happens to be squashed out of the side of a leather banana hammock by a guy in a cowboy hat standing over a man in a dress, you should go ahead and invest in a mushroom brush and a Bowflex and learn the difference between wainscoting and boiserie.
More of Mickey Rourke enjoying karaoke night at Rokbar in South Beach on Sunday:
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
nordo
not that there’s anything wrong with that
Jun 18th, 2008
spatz
a face full of balls is not what i wanted first thing in the morning! thanks abby!
Jun 18th, 2008
open mouth jones
might? really and here I thought it was a sure thing.
Jun 18th, 2008
abby
Balls! Get your fresh, steaming balls here! Hot balls!
Jun 18th, 2008
sonya
Mikey’s Schwetty Balls!
Jun 18th, 2008
Latigo
Funny…
Jun 19th, 2008
I choose me
Isn’t everybody?!
Jun 19th, 2008
Keep it Open
Seriously, look closely at Mickey’s fingers in the last picture. Looks like he may have arthritis or some other ailment as his nails and joints don’t look healthy at all.
Does anyone know what exactly he’s had in the way of plastic surgey, seems like he continues to look worse and worse - is he still having work, I mean destruction, done?
I don’t think he is gay, perhaps a sexual deviant looking for something on the edge.
Jun 20th, 2008
kote
wow, ok if some 1 ran to my face and wiped out his nuts i would look, not stair and smile or anything, but to say that hes gay for looking at a dudes nuts when hes dancing on a bar isnt quite fair
Sep 6th, 2008
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