Naomi Cambell is Really Bald

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Naomi Campbell’s receding hairline made another appearance during her gracious and dignified exit from Cipriani restaurant yesterday. The Daily Mail says

The supermodel, whose receding hairline was clearly visible as she brushed her hair back, started shouting and ran back inside [the restaurant]. She then re-emerged, shouting and screaming before she got into her waiting car, where she soon slumped sideways.

I say Naomi’s got another inch before she can’t conceal the horns anymore. Two inches, tops. And that’s when the thousand year reign of the Christ will come to an end and Naomi will assume her rightful place as the Antichrist and rule over the Earth until the End of Days. Judgement Day, baby!

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  1. I don’t think the AntiChrist would be such a bitch.

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