Jun 18, 2008
S.S. Keanu Reeves and China
Tags: China Chow, Keany Reeves, summer supererogative
If you’re a big fan of nipples, today is your lucky day, my friends. Former model China Chow went cavorting down the French Riviera sans top yesterday. She was flanked by some pale guy who I assumed to be the pregnant man but turned out to be Keanu Reeves with a linea nigra. Speaking of Keanu Reeves, if you happen to be a big fan of farmer’s tans, today is also your lucky day. And if you happen to be a fan of farmer’s tan and nipples, I bet you live in Arkansas and drink moonshine and are somehow related to me.
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
(Keanu voice) Oh gaaawd, this water is cold. China! Did you ever notice that we like, totally match? I mean, not in a nipple-matching way, ‘cuz yours are way more delectable than mine, but I meant we match in the whiteness of our skin. It just really shows you that underneath it all, we’re really ALL THE SAME. Man, I love this place.
Jun 18th, 2008
nordo
Shrinkage…it was cold!
Jun 18th, 2008
abby
Seriously, Warchild.
Jun 18th, 2008
Latigo
How does he bathe with that hottie and not have an aching hardon? Is he jaded or something?
Jun 19th, 2008
Frenchie
I can’t beleive all those american people or english (lily allen) coming to france and taking their top off and expose their intimacy. I would never in the world do that
Jun 19th, 2008
open mouth jones
She has some nice little boobies. And I would still totes lick his nipples.
My perfect Man Sandwich:
Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze circa Point Break.
[gurgle & drool]
Jun 19th, 2008
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