The Case of the Mysterious Bulge

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There’s something different about David Beckham (before, left) in these new Emporio Armani underpants ads (right and below). Besides not looking like reject from a Wham! cover band in Max Headroom sunglasses, I mean. Something different. I just can’t quite seem to put my finger hand both fists on it! Any ideas?

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  1. The Wonders of a Photoshop Penis can be yours when you buy these Too fucking Expensive Tighty Whities!

  2. I see the problem. The first picture is actually George Michael.

  3. do people think thats real? he always struck me to have very tiny junk actually, and that bulge doesn’t even look real. ever heard him talk?

  4. His dick can’t be too big… Posh looks like she’d get hurt by a chopstick, let alone a man sized package.

  5. It’s like Ben Stiller’s character in Dogdeball–he’s got an inflatable balloon in there.

  6. Or a cucumber wrapped in tin foil… Spinal Tap, anyone?

  7. Wow, I thought the first picture on the left was Brad Pitt at first.. Oh well, at any rate, David has the bomb body

  8. I care not about his voice spatz.
    I’ll gag him before mounting him, if I have to.

  9. Gym socks

  10. it doesnt look like him in the 1st one…either way i’d still hit that..

  11. dude, I’ve seen his wanker…while it isn’t massive…it is impressive.

  12. Obviously suffering from shrinkage in the first pic ;)

  13. looks like on one theres no cup on the othr there is (a cup i.e. protective sports gear). uhhhh duh!

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