Jun 19, 200815
The Case of the Mysterious Bulge
Tags: David Beckham
There’s something different about David Beckham (before, left) in these new Emporio Armani underpants ads (right and below). Besides not looking like reject from a Wham! cover band in Max Headroom sunglasses, I mean. Something different. I just can’t quite seem to put my finger hand both fists on it! Any ideas?
15 Comments, Comment or Ping
Camp Herb
The Wonders of a Photoshop Penis can be yours when you buy these Too fucking Expensive Tighty Whities!
Jun 19th, 2008
Captain-Insano
I see the problem. The first picture is actually George Michael.
Jun 19th, 2008
spatz
do people think thats real? he always struck me to have very tiny junk actually, and that bulge doesn’t even look real. ever heard him talk?
Jun 19th, 2008
RichPort
His dick can’t be too big… Posh looks like she’d get hurt by a chopstick, let alone a man sized package.
Jun 19th, 2008
sonya
It’s like Ben Stiller’s character in Dogdeball–he’s got an inflatable balloon in there.
Jun 19th, 2008
abby
Or a cucumber wrapped in tin foil… Spinal Tap, anyone?
Jun 19th, 2008
Moreaces
Wow, I thought the first picture on the left was Brad Pitt at first.. Oh well, at any rate, David has the bomb body
Jun 19th, 2008
open mouth jones
I care not about his voice spatz.
I’ll gag him before mounting him, if I have to.
Jun 19th, 2008
nordo
Gym socks
Jun 19th, 2008
JR
Wonderjocks people…..
Look into it!
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/aussiebum-wonderjock-mens-underwear-range-kiwis-test/711518188
Jun 20th, 2008
Carlynn
it doesnt look like him in the 1st one…either way i’d still hit that..
Jun 20th, 2008
jenipurrr
dude, I’ve seen his wanker…while it isn’t massive…it is impressive.
Jun 20th, 2008
anon69
Obviously suffering from shrinkage in the first pic
Jun 21st, 2008
chase
looks like on one theres no cup on the othr there is (a cup i.e. protective sports gear). uhhhh duh!
Jun 23rd, 2008
Julia
I think its his package, different type of underwear shows off your penis in different positions. Thats all!!!
your just haters!!!!
Dec 26th, 2008
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