Is Megan Fox Single?
Tags: brian austin green, Megan Fox, ring, split
Megan Fox showed up bare-fingered at the MTV Movie Awards earlier this month without fiancè Brian Austin Green on her arm. I smell trouble in paradise! According to Star Magazine
Megan hasn’t been photographed wearing the ring in months. An insider on the set of her movie says, “I’ve never seen her wearing an engagement ring. I actually thought she and [co-star] Adam Brody were dating. They were very flirty with each other and were always hanging out together when they weren’t working.”
This really doesn’t come as a surprise. I wouldn’t use Brian Austin Green’s penis to stamp out a brush fire, so there’s no reason it should be coming within smelling distance of Megan Fox’s nether regions. In fact, the only real use I can think of for Brian Austin Green’s dork is is maybe distracting scorpions away from unsuspecting babies or a carnival booth type-thing where you get to flick his penis for a dollar and all the proceeds go to a charity for children with cancer. I think the public could really get behind that. Unlike Megan Fox, who he’s probably never going to get behind again. Zing!
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Cyn
I just can’t stand this little lady. She is vulgar, tasteless and really not all that smart. Good for Brian if he broke the choke hold this skankster had on him.
Jun 20th, 2008
abby
But she’s pretty, and pretty trumps vulgar, tasteless and not that smart! Wait, are you blind?
Jun 20th, 2008
lia
I dunno, I’m just sick of feeling like all she’s trying to do is be the next Angelina Jolie.
She’s attractive, but she’s not beautiful-she’s a little too pushing the edge of “I’m a slut” too often. I think she could be gorgeous if she learned how to dress classy, but for now she’s gotta wear what pays the bills, and that consists of basically nothing.
Jun 20th, 2008
mister
BAG is the skank, not Megan Fox. By the way, do he be still DOWN wif his bad sef? (as per publicity for his gangster crapper album way back when)
Jan 1st, 2009
RAIDERPRIDE
FUCK U CYN MEGAN FOX IS SOO FINE
Jan 3rd, 2009
joker
she is fucking super sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i would do her
Jan 23rd, 2009
joker
omg i want to see her naked!!! she is fucking sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy I WOULD DO HER IN THE BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan 23rd, 2009
Bryant
Honestly this girl is one of the most beautiful girls i have ever seen… Angelina jolie is sexy but not this amazing..
Jan 26th, 2009
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MEGAN - PLASTIC GOOFY TART, HER PINK LIPSTICK SAYS IT ALL. PLASTIC SURGERY. BUT VERY NICE HAIR. PORN PRETTY AKA PLASTIC.
ANGELINA - NATURALLY A STUNNING LOOKING WOMAN SHE IS LIKE CLEOPATRA, SHE IS ALSO VERY CLASSY AND YOU WOULDNT SEE HER DEAD WITH PINK LIPSTICK CAUSE SHE IS JUST CLASS. OLD HOLLYWOOD MOVIE STAR PRETTY AKA ELEGANCE AND CLASS.
Mar 3rd, 2009
john john
I’m sorry did I read right. Angelina = Class???? Did you forget, oh let’s see, where to begin; how about screwing a married man? or, making out with her brother, or Billy Bob? Enough said. But you people are right to compare her and Megan, I mean they both have dark hair and some tattoos. Angelina is pretty, but really. Maybe Megan is just being herself, but people are so caught up in passing judgement they have to find faults and comment rudley about anyone better looking, more famous, or maybe even that neighbor down the street who was more popular in high school. Please people GROW UP.
Jun 16th, 2009
12 Boy
I want to FUCK YOU sexy bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun 16th, 2009
Lexus
I THINK SHE IS CUTE, BUT THAT BITCH CAN’T TOP THOSE BOLLYWOOD BEAUTIES. THEY WOULD KNOCK HER ASS OFF THE CHART. BESIDES MEGAN USED TO DO HARD-CORE COCAINE, NOW HOW STUPID CAN SHE BE. BRIAN CAN DO BETTER, SHE IS A SKANKY WHORE, SLUT, BITCH AND A WILD-BEAST!!!!!!!
Jun 16th, 2009
Nishanna Sims
I think she needs some kind of attention, so she had to strip and go topless!!!!! She is Kinda ugly too.
Jun 16th, 2009
fred
she’s hot she can get the business!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! she can get the business real long and slow
Jun 16th, 2009
brooke
anyone see her TMZ? they say once you see her “hammer thumbs” you will never see her the same. (They are short and hammerhead like). They are HIDIOUS. She could use them for a club and wack someone. I will never look at her the same knowing her big toe and thumb are the same size!!
Jun 16th, 2009
Steve
Here you have a woman who is absolutely, positively gorgeous, and you’re worrying about her thumbs?!! Jesus Christ, People, you need to be institutionalized! You’re crazier than a pig-screwing monkey! I think the women are just having hissy-fits of jealousy, and it ain’t pretty.
Jun 16th, 2009
Steve
Oh yeah,and by the way, Angelina Jolie’s not fit to carry Megan’s knickers to the washtub!
Jun 16th, 2009
Wow...
OMG, im glad to see so many men have respect for women… “I want to FUCK YOU sexy bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
wow.. ur gonna have a good life… meghan is gorgous yes, but common people… shes still a woman, treat her with respect… i cant believe that there are people in the world like this… thi person will never go anywhere in life, will probbaly grow up to abuse women and yet, they are still living… what a waste of air… if meghan sees this… doubt it.. ignore this ignorant fucks…
Jun 17th, 2009
Hugh
I’m waisting my time…nvm.
Jun 19th, 2009
Emmanuel Stenslie
Megan Fox SEX-video-scandal!!
http://megan-fox-sex–tape.blogspot.com/?id=50940483&s=y
download now!!!
Oct 9th, 2009
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