Is Megan Fox Single?
Tags: brian austin green, Megan Fox, ring, split
Megan Fox showed up bare-fingered at the MTV Movie Awards earlier this month without fiancè Brian Austin Green on her arm. I smell trouble in paradise! According to Star Magazine
Megan hasn’t been photographed wearing the ring in months. An insider on the set of her movie says, “I’ve never seen her wearing an engagement ring. I actually thought she and [co-star] Adam Brody were dating. They were very flirty with each other and were always hanging out together when they weren’t working.”
This really doesn’t come as a surprise. I wouldn’t use Brian Austin Green’s penis to stamp out a brush fire, so there’s no reason it should be coming within smelling distance of Megan Fox’s nether regions. In fact, the only real use I can think of for Brian Austin Green’s dork is is maybe distracting scorpions away from unsuspecting babies or a carnival booth type-thing where you get to flick his penis for a dollar and all the proceeds go to a charity for children with cancer. I think the public could really get behind that. Unlike Megan Fox, who he’s probably never going to get behind again. Zing!
Outtakes from Japanese Rolling Stone:
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
Cyn
I just can’t stand this little lady. She is vulgar, tasteless and really not all that smart. Good for Brian if he broke the choke hold this skankster had on him.
Jun 20th, 2008
abby
But she’s pretty, and pretty trumps vulgar, tasteless and not that smart! Wait, are you blind?
Jun 20th, 2008
lia
I dunno, I’m just sick of feeling like all she’s trying to do is be the next Angelina Jolie.
She’s attractive, but she’s not beautiful-she’s a little too pushing the edge of “I’m a slut” too often. I think she could be gorgeous if she learned how to dress classy, but for now she’s gotta wear what pays the bills, and that consists of basically nothing.
Jun 20th, 2008
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