Jamie Lynn to Give Birth Today
Tags: jamie-lynn spears, pregnancy
Jamie Lynn Spears is reportedly undergoing a C-section today due to pregnancy complications. The National Enquirer says
The 17 year-old’s ultrasound last week [indicated] her baby may be in breech position. Britney and her father Jamie left Los Angeles Wednesday morning on a commercial flight to join Jamie Lynn. The baby is a girl.
Jamie Lynn’s grandmother was surprised to discover the baby was breech. “But she done did ev’rything right!” her grandmother was quoted as saying. “She din’t wear no high heels so’uns the baby won’t be borned crosseyed. She din’t never look at a snake an’ always carried a acorn in her pockit for good luck. It just don’t make no sense!” She then told me Jamie Lynn could cure warts by buying them for a dollar and that I shouldn’t go barefoot without my longhandles before May 10.
EDITOR’S NOTE: Every last one of those is a real mountian superstition. Viva Appalachia!
UPDATE: Us Weekly is reporting that Jamie Lynn gave birth this morning to a baby girl name Maddie.
At Wal-Mart May 30th:
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Hopefully the baby’s not liver-growed, neither, but iffin it is, you jest need to bend the young’un ’til his ear tetches his heel.
Jun 19th, 2008
open mouth jones
oh god, sonya….
You just made me snort my pepsi out my nose (real attractive), and consequently I forgot all the snark I was going to spew.
damn you!!!!!
Jun 19th, 2008
porkchop
Um, Louisiana isn’t part of Appalachia. It’s considered Deep South (Louisiana,Arkansas, Mississippi and Alabama) where the accents, customs and folklore are VERY different from their northeastern cousins Tennessee, Kentucky and West Virginia. Let’s not confuse our hillbillies with our rednecks!
Jun 26th, 2008
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