Big Chief Rihanna

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Singer Rihanna took the field at BET’s ‘106 & Park’ in New York yesterday with a new tousled bob and dressed to the nines. And by “to the nines” I of course mean “like a Navajo hooker at soccer practice.” GOOOOAAL!!

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  1. open mouth jones

    Don’t stare at her shoes too long, or you’ll be forced to buy her new album. Ugh, damn those subliminal message ads.

  2. nordo

    What was in the peacepipe when she bought those suckers?

  3. couture choice?

    Those boots are definitely Balenciaga. Right for a photoshoot or runway, not for BET. Not for a lot of things really…

  4. Baffla

    I don’t know how she got those sausages insured for millions of dollars. She has ugly legs.

  5. fufi

    How did she get those sausage legs insured? Because you weren’t there, obviously.

  6. sloane

    Rihanna, those shoes are the bomb! They look perfect on you! You wear them well! Rihanna’s legs are long enough to sport this look! I know that they are not the normal shoe that you would throw on to go around in, but her circles and our circles are vastly different. So wear the heck out of your fabulous shoes! PS…there is nothing wrong with her legs! Go check out Trauma life in the ER and see a couple of episodes with leg amputations and then maybe your comments won’t come so cheap! God Bless us ALL!

  7. Kevin

    Last time I checked, people could buy and wear whatever they wanted. Okay, so you many not like them. I don’t. However, who is forcing you to look at them and comment? Thirdly, ““to the nines” I of course mean “like a Navajo hooker at soccer practice.” GOOOOAAL!!” ?!?! Unnecessary. There is absolutely no need to refer to her in such a derogatory manner. Nor is it acceptable to bring in cultural references with which you most likely have no real knowledge or experience with.

  8. Iddy

    I can tell some of you people on here can’t dress worth sh!t. Those shoes are off the chain. That’s how my sisters and I dress. People can’t stop complimenting us. Of course other girls try, but it’s a miss with them. Sloane and Kevin kudos to the both of you classy people. I can tell two fashionistas or o’s when I read the comments.

  9. Corsico

    I’m no fan of Rhian..Riana…Rihan…oh, whatever her name is…but she looks sexy as all get out in those…uh…those…uh… What ARE they exactly? Anyhow…yeah, she could wear those lying down. JUST those and I’d be all right.

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