Despite rumors that her pregnancy complications would require a c-section, OK! Magazine is reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth naturally to 7 lbs. 11 oz Maddie Briann yesterday morning. All of Jamie’s family were there for the birth, including “daddy” Casey Aldridge, who managed to secure several days paternity leave from his work. And what does Casey do, exactly? I’m glad you asked. According to the AP

Casey Aldridge [is] a pipe-layer from Liberty, Mississippi.

What a small world! My husband is a pipe-layer, too. In fact, he laid some serious pipe last night! Woo! I’m going to be walking around like a cowboy for the next 24 hours. You know, because of the rickets. Well, what did you think I was talking about? Jesus, you guys are such perverts. It’s not all dick humor and gay jokes around here, you know. Sometimes I also talk about poop. Let’s try to keep it classy for once.

Aunt Britney visiting in Kentwood: