Quickies: All Aboard

Jun 20, 2008

Lesbian scissor holds have really paid off in spades for Lindsay Lohan’s abs! (The Grumpiest)

Get Smart is the cinematic equivalent of the missionary position with an old friend on a break between girlfriends. (Pajiba)

What would you get if Bigfoot lost 12 pounds and put on a skanky dress? Khloe Kardashian, of course! (Websters)

Fergie looks like she just got off the lunch shift at Denny’s. (Celebrity Smack)

Rihanna fills in as conductor on the Polar Express! (Allie is Wired)

According to Jesus, Rachel Bilson’s tight new body came courtesy a wicked coke habit. (Drunken Stepfather)

Keira Knightley officially ten pounds away from death from malnutrition. (The Blemish)

More gratuitous David Beckham pictures — because girls like to ogle, too. (popbytes)