Contrary to earlier reports, Amy Winehouse is not suffering from tuberculosis. I repeat, NOT suffering from tuberculosis. Amy is actually in the early stages of emphysema. There’s a difference, although probably not to the grim reaper. Her father told People magazine

“She’s got emphysema. It’s in its early stages, but had it gone on for another month they painted a very vivid picture of her sitting there like an old person with a mask on her face struggling to breathe.

With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up. There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She’s got 70 percent lung capacity.”

Additional doctors’ remarks on her patient file included “Note: replaced liver with potato; ha, ha!” and “only cremate if prepared to trip balls.”

Last month on her one-year wedding anniversary: