Quickies: Racked

Jun 23, 2008

Michael Jackson’s kids unmasked! (CityRag)

Dirty pedo Hayden Panettiere action. (Seriously? OMG)

Jesus H. Christ on a stick. Courtney Love looks like death. (Websters)

Katherine Heigl in a bikini, or flapjacks stuffed into bathing suit bottoms? The world may never know. (CelebSlam)

Legenday comedian George Carlin dies. (Best Week Ever)

Anne Hathaway washed that man right outta her hair — but with scissors. (pretty boring)

No one shows up to interview Jessica Simpson; baby voice ensues. (Jossip)

Mattew McConaughey joins vicious surfer gang! (Celebitchy)

Finally, a supermodel who knows how to wear a tie with a swimming suit — I give you the lovely Miranda Kerr. (popoholic)