Jun 24, 2008
Amy Winehouse Smokes Her Way Healthy
Tags: Amy Winehouse, nelson mandela
Despite being diagnosed with early stage emphysema, Amy Winehouse still plans to perform at Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday in London’s Hyde Park. The Mirror says
[During the performance,] a special ambulance crew will be on permanent standby backstage. Amy’s [dressing room] will include a private hospital suite with a massage bed and paramedics.
Amy added that she was serious about regaining optimal lung health, even going as far as to begin a strict cigarette regiment the moment she stepped out of the hospital. Other plans for rehabilitation include huffing kerosene through an asbestos filter and freebasing asphalt sealant, commonly reffered to by pulmonary specialists as the “Fast Track to Lung Success.”
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Manny
It’s really awesome that she’s taking an active role in her health. Really.
If she truly wants to put herself on the road to recover, here are a few tips for her:
1. Deep throat the tail pipe of an 18 wheeler. While it’s in motion.
2. Stand in front of a malfunctioning microwave oven with the door open.
3. Scrape out the resin from your heroine pipe, smear it over a crack rock, and then smoke the rock while singing “She Bangs”.
4. Mix Ajax abrasive cleaner in with your coke, and then wash it down with some CLR.
Soon, you’ll be on your way to a healthier you! Or dead. Either way, I don’t care!
Jun 24th, 2008
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