Jun 25, 2008
S.S. Katherine Heigl Bikini of Many Colors
Tags: katherine heigl, summer supererogative
Katherine Heigl debuted yet another bikini while on her Mexican vacation this week — this one rainbow-striped, like Joseph’s coat of many colors in the book of Genesis. Unfortunately, this bikini doesn’t come with a dozen mutinous brothers or a gallon of goat’s blood, but don’t let that stop you. I bet we could still find an abandoned pit to throw her in if we looked hard enough. The tough part’s gonna be convincing the Midianite merchants she’s actually worth twenty whole shekels. We might want to toss in a camel and a coupe of jars of myrrh to sweeten the deal.
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
So when does she get accused of trying to rape Potiphar’s wife?
Jun 25th, 2008
nordo
Yes, but if you have a cigarette coupon you can get a 30% sheckle discount, providing it is a two hump camel and some organic myrrh
Jun 25th, 2008
abby
Potiphar! Nice!
Jun 25th, 2008
Knoiro
I am not sure what is supposed to be wrong with Katherine Heigl but I think she is pretty hot! She looks pretty good to me in most of the pictures I see. So what is it that makes you yahoos not like her? Her personal opinions?
Jun 26th, 2008
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