Quickies: 2000 Flushes

Jun 25, 2008

heidi-montag

More of Britney Spears NOT looking like a fatass in a bikini. (The Grumpiest)

Ali Larter looks positively alluring on the cover of Allure magazine. (The Blemish)

Supermodel Karolina Kurkova has cellulite and back fat! (Derek Hail)

Justin Timberlake is OCD and ADD and GAY. (Allie is Wired)

Heidi Montag craps out another single. (CelebSlam)

Brooke Hogan cuts off her mother. (Celebrity Smack)

Sienna Miller is a bra stuffer! (CelebNewsWire)

Japanese ad equates Barack Obama with a monkey to sell phones (Robotzilla)

Joe Francis is the wormiest, most insufferable piece of shit of the 22nd century. (Websters)

Third Rock From the Sun’s Kristin Johnson is anorexic! (popbytes)