Mini-Me Has a Sex Tape

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Because the power of Christ compels me: Mini-Me has a sex tape. TMZ says

Yes, that’s Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple’s apartment. Dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris’ video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness.

Even Caligula and the donkey in the Tiajuana sex show would have been sickened by this. It’s one of those things you can’t un-see once you’ve seen it, like Two Girls, One Cup or Episode I: The Phantom Menace.

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  1. I kid you not, I saw his tongue and my stomach involuntarily lurched. This would be great to market to bulimics.

  2. wtf chuck? how come the freakn tape link take me to sorry fukn fuel company……………….youre in on the scam right?

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