Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt give a million dollars to help children affected by war because they’re so much better than you. (Websters)

If they’re not divorcing, why are Madonna and Guy Ritchie staying in separate hotel rooms? (Celebitchy)

Pajiba classic week: “The Godfather.” (Pajiba)

Cameron Diaz’ septum must have deviated again, because it looks like she’s had another nose job! (CityRag)

Charlize Theron makes the black widow spider look like a fucking amateur. (Gabsmash)

Nelson Mandela puts the kibosh on Naomi Campbell! (Evil Beet)

Rachel Bilson panty peek! (Ninja Dude)

Matt Damon gets super-tubby and mustachioed for his latest movie role. (Ayyyy)

Mary-Kate Olsen in flannel looking STONED. (CelebWarship)

Scientists keep severed dog’s head alive! (Robotzilla)

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