Tim McGraw is a Badass
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Country singer Tim McGraw spotted some fat bastard assaulting a woman in the front row of his Auburn, Washington concert Tuesday night and took care of business the Tennessee way — grabbing tubby by his belt and hoisting him up onstage so security could forcibly eject him. Tim’s rep tells TMZ
“While Tim was performing last night, he watched a man rush to the front of the stage… [and] attack a female fan. Tim called for security, but when they could not respond quick enough Tim and several crew members removed the fan from the audience.”
Let this be a lesson to you all: you don’t fuck with people from from the South, and you especially don’t fuck with people from Tennessee. A big belt buckle and a cowboy hat are a nice touch, but if it’s fear and respect you want, let your co-workers know you hail from the Volunteer State. Trust me, it’s a lot easier than putting out a couple of cigarettes on your forerm and stabbing the guy from accounting at the company picnic. Gang initiations don’t seem to impress HR nearly as much as they do the Crips and Heather Locklear.
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d
That man could throw my ass around N-E-Time he wants to!
Jun 26th, 2008
abby
He could also feel free to spank my ass, were he so inclined.
Jun 27th, 2008
kyhomegnavymom
Tim McGraw is just an ASS in general. I see nothing to gloat about. Tim is as fake as his whore wife is. Faith had an affair with Alan Jackson before she was married to Tim and Alan Jackson was married at the time. Two poor role models who pretend that they are the greatest. We are all on to the McGraw-Hill’s except for his hillbilly- poor white trailer trash fans. If you are a fan of theirs’ you fit this description.
Jun 28th, 2008
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