Madonna is Really Getting a Divorce
Tags: guy ritchie, Madonna
The Madonna/Guy Ritchie divorce is definitely on, with Madonna reportedy upgrading to the same powerhouse attorney who represented Paul McCartney is his divorce from Heather Mills. The Times of London reports
Madonna is… seeking legal advice on a divorce from her husband of seven years. [Attorney] Fiona Shackleton has been lined up by the 49-year-old pop star. [Husband Guy] Ritchie is thought to have had dealings with a lesser-known Mayfair law firm.
Although rumors of a split have been swirling for almost a year now, what was the straw that broke the camel’s back? Besides her being an insufferable egotistical bitch, I mean? Perhaps it was Guy giving the finger to her precious Kabbalah. The Sun says
“Guy has turned his back on Kabbalah once and for all. He also became suspicious of all the Kabbalah crowd living off her money. He told her he doesn’t want anything else to do with it. It didn’t go down well.”
I guess dressing up in costumes for something that doesn’t involve sexual role play and downing $120,000 worth of blessed water a year gets old for a guy after a while. Not to mention that when they were first married, Madonna was technically still a woman. I’m pretty sure he could actually press fraud charges if he wanted to.
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sonya
Also, the penis she grew got in the way.
Jun 27th, 2008
abby
Maybe the bad British accent got to him. That, or the way she single handedly destroyed his film career.
Jun 27th, 2008
londoner
I was about 6 feet away from Madonna in 2005 at a film premiere (think it was Sin City) in Leicester Square (London). Guy was about 12 feet away because he got out of the opposite side of the car. The two, as expected, totally ignored the entire gathered throng of people. It was only by luck? we had picked a spot where their hired Audi A8 drove up to let them off. Oh, I got a photo of the back of her head too… but thats nothing special is it? I suppose many people have seen that view.
Jun 27th, 2008
bionic bunny
i remember reading somewhere he was not for the adoption, also.
or maybe he just wants her to fix her teeth and let the daughter pluck her eyebrows and she doesn’t. sometimes its just the little things…
Jun 29th, 2008
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