Quickies: Freaking Friday

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Mary-Kate Olsen lays down the smack on Spencer Pratt! Girl fight! (Defamer)

How would Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz look if she were black and a slut? Now you know! (Best Week Ever)

Paris Hilton gives some of her whoring allocations to kids and then alerts the media of how generous she is. (Websters)

Uma Thurman gets engaged! (Hollywood Headache)

Coco’s implants need a little more work. (Hollywood Rag)

Rosario Dawson is back in a beautiful photoshoot. (Popoholic)

Charlize Theron attempts to single-handedly bring back the shoulder pad. (Style Critics)

Mini-Me sues TMZ over the sex tape clip. (The Blemish)

Nicky Hilton is so anorexic! (pretty boring)

Girl brings pole tricks to the escalator but keeps her clothes on. (Robotzilla)

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  1. bionic bunny

    so loving the japanese to engrish transrattion, re: girl on escalator (okay, robotzilla in general)- am hoping we meant a PHYSICIST, not physician, ha!

    there are SO MANY THINGS WRONG about the mini-me sex tape. please, God and abby, don’t make me see any of that again, i beg you!

    ah, charlize, chalize. i have to admit, my girl crush with her began with “mighty joe young” in ‘98. of course bill paxton was in that one, too, so that may have had something to do with it. oh, well.

    this is sonya’s fault. she brought some nice around here the other day, musta stunk up the place. sheesh!!

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