S.S. Audrina Patridge in a Sun Dress

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Boy, there isn’t a single part of “The Hills” Audrina Patridge that doesn’t just scream “fake.” The color of her skin, her tits, her teeth — all of it. I wouldn’t be surprised to discover that she was actually made from parts of Bratz animatronics and recycled tupperware.

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  1. sonya

    Some environmental group should ban her for being non-biodegradable. Way to pollute the planet, beeyotch.

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