Juliette Lewis mauls her birthday cake. (Websters)

Be careful what you wish for, Ali Lohan! (Jezebel)

The ladies’ take on the Stormtrooper boot — with heel! (Robotzilla)

Naomi Campbell and her ratty-ass extensions in a bikini. (CelebSlam)

Just like old times — Matt Damon and Ben Affleck go on a double date! (Celebitchy)

Angelina Jolie is everything you “Wanted” and more… (popbytes)

Supermodel takes a swandive off a 9th floor balcony and commits suicide. (Bricks and Stones)

Pictures of Jennifer Aniston pawing at John Mayer’s crotch. (Seriously? OMG)

Pamela Anderson calls Jessica Simpson a “bitch and a whore.” Hello, pot? It’s the big smelly whore calling. (Holy Moly!)

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