Jun 30, 2008

S.S. Paris Hilton Bikini Bottom-Boob

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Paris Hilton’s sad little tits squirmed their way out of her three-sizes-too-small bikini top this weekend, which I’m only posting because technically, it’s still bottom-boob. Granted, they’re attached to Paris fucking Hilton, which is the equivalent of me handing you a turd wrapped velvet or a syphilitic boil covered in glitter, but you aren’t supposed to look a gift horse in the mouth. I don’t know how you even could, anyway. It’s not like Sarah Jessica Parker is in any of these pictures or anything. Zing!

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6 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sonya

    What’s going on with her shins? Bumping them too much on the floor while kneeling?

    Jun 30th, 2008

  2. idl3mind

    hot, now where’s the valtrex?

    Jun 30th, 2008

  3. Hugh!

    Aww, Give me a break, Yuck!

    Jun 30th, 2008

  4. hmmm

    bzzzzzzzzzzzz bee stings anyone?

    Jul 1st, 2008

  5. something

    you dont see her boobs

    Jan 12th, 2009

  6. nicky hilton

    UGLY FEET !!!!!!!!

    Jan 14th, 2009

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