Angelina Gives Birth to Twins. Or Not.
Tags: angelina jolie, pregnant
French magazine Closer is reporting that Angelina Jolie gave birth to the twins this morning, saying:
En exclusivité mondiale, Closer est en mesure de vous annoncer qu’Angelina Jolie aurait accouché ce matin dans un hôpital français ! La star serait rentrée hier soir en salle de travail. Toute reproduction interdite sans la mention du site closermag.fr
You probably realized that was all in French, but being devoted editor I am, I took the liberty of translating it for you. It reads:
I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper Americans. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Of course, that’s not word-for-word. Some French words don’t translate into the English language as well as others.
UPDATE: People Magazine is reporting that Angelina did in fact check into the hospital yesterday, but as of Wednesday morning, still has not given birth.
Angelina recording Kung Fu Panda:
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
You should SO apply as a translator for the United Nations.
Jul 1st, 2008
Dave
Moé aussi j’peux t’écrire d’la marde que tu pourras pas pantoute comprendre! Ptit criss de colon
Jul 1st, 2008
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