Deep Inside Lindsay’s Lesbian Relationship (Pun Intended)
Tags: lesbian, Lindsay Lohan, samantha ronson
I bet you’ve often wondered, “Hey, who wears the pants in Lindsay Lohan’s lesbian relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson?” No? You haven’t? Well, too bad, because you’re about to hear about it. Star Magazine says
“They’re totally playing house and loving every minute of it. And, yes, they share a bed!” They call Samantha’s Hollywood house “home” — and behind closed doors, “Lindsay and Sam play certain roles — Sam is the boss, the husband. Lindsay is the passive one, the wife.”
They went on to say some stuff about shopping for sex toys and a “bizarre pact to stay thin.” I don’t know. I wasn’t really listening. I was busy thinking about Lindsay “sharing a bed” ol’ Sammy. And then waking up in the middle of the night instinctively seeking out penis with her mouth, like a baby blindly rooting for the nipple or like a fish gasping for air, and then panicking when she can’t find one. Ten bucks says Samantha keeps a kielbasa on the bedside table to shove in her mouth so she’ll stop fussing and go to back to sleep again. Penis, the ultimate pacifier!
On the set of Labor Pains with her husband:
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
“And then waking up in the middle of the night instinctively seeking out penis with her mouth, like a baby blindly rooting for the nipple or like a fish gasping for air, and then panicking when she can’t find one.”
Gold!
Jul 2nd, 2008
syd
Samantha has child bearing hips.
Jul 2nd, 2008
LefsaFan
Stag mag is making shit up again. People who believe this crap deserve to be lied to.
Jul 2nd, 2008
bionic bunny
i see we have another lohan fan amongst us.
when do you suppose ali turns lez to be just like her sister???
Jul 2nd, 2008
Twiddles
When asked for his name, the source said, “my name’s Captain Obvious–no wait! Don’t print my name. I’m just in the know.”
Jul 2nd, 2008
abby
Thanks, Sonya!
Jul 2nd, 2008
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