The only way to make a Volkswagen truck disappear without using a magic wand. (Robotzilla)

David Beckham has fish breath. Insert Posh vagina joke here. (Holy Moly)

Angelina Jolie’s doctor to give a press conference this afternoon. (Celebitchy)

Kylie Minogue gets a royal honor! (NZ Herald)

Megan Fox makes a huge diva demand on the set of the new Transformers movie. (CelebNewsWire)

The hair extension that fell out of Kate Moss’ hair on the red carpet can be all yours! (Celebrity Smack)

Is that a smiley face on your dress, or is Colin Firth’s wife just happen to see me? (Websters)

More of Cristiano Ronaldo’s hot girlfriend in a bikini. (Drunken Stepfather)

Gisele Bundchen topless + nipple slim = good times. (Egotastic)

A medicine ball to the face is always funny. (COED Magazine)

Miranda Kerr takes it all off for Men’s Style magazine. (popoholic)

Amy Winehouse gets her boob grabbed by a fan and doesn’t try to punch her. (Evil Beet)

Brenda’s back, baby! (Mollygood)