Jul 2, 2008
S.S. Christina Milian in a Bikini
Tags: christina milian, summer supererogative
What would you get if you had Rihanna, took away all the sex appeal and talent, and basted it in mediocrity and let it simmer in forgettable-ness? Answer: a bland and boring Christina Milian casserole. At least she had the good sense to wear a bikini in these pics. A little mustard seed and paprika probably wouldn’t hurt her, either.
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2 Comments, Comment or Ping
Twiddles
Rihanna has talent? What’s her talent, looking cute? Have you heard that girl “sing”? (I use that term loosely because howling cats don’t deserve the insult of being lumped in with that chick.) While Christina is completely irrelevant and past her prime, I’d take a chippette over a dying cat any day.
Note: please don’t confuse this post as being pro-Millian, I’m sick of both of them. Equal opportunity, baby!
Jul 2nd, 2008
JAMES
CHRISTINA IS WAY PRETTIER THAN BIGFORHEAH RIHANNA!!!
Jul 6th, 2008
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