A-Rod Split over Wife’s Affair with Lenny Kravitz
Tags: Alex Rodriguez, cynthia rodriguez, lenny kravitz, Madonna
The NY Daily News is reporting that Yankee star Alex Rodriguez and his wife, Cynthia (pictured above), have split after about three months of marital “problems.” It seems that A-Rod isn’t the only one whoring around here lately — according to Us Weekly, Alex Rodriguez’s wife has been nailing singer Lenny Kravitz. The magazine says
Kravitz and Rodriguez’s wife Cynthia have been “spending cozy time” in Paris for at least the past four days. Cynthia and Alex Rodriguez – who wed in 2002 and have two young daughters – attended NBC’s New Year’s Eve 2008 party where Kravitz performed.
Oh, what a tangled web we weave! And no, I’m not talking about Britney Spears’ hair extensions. It’s a metaphor for complexities that sprout from a single lie. I tried to find a better metaphor about a labyrinth made of out orifices and wieners, but it turns out there aren’t any out there. That’s why I made one up. “The shenanigans of those who ho, make a relationship Sloppy Joe.” See, because it’s messy? Yeah? Well, okay then. Fuck you.
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
syd
That’s an easy call for Cynthia. Lenny is hella sexier than Ass Rod.
Jul 3rd, 2008
Jigsy Q.
I’m sure the intelligence, humility, and charisma that is inherent in all jocks will pull him through this difficult patch.
Jul 3rd, 2008
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