Jul 7, 2008

Amy Winehouse Jams Out with Her Clam Out

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Amy Winehouse punched another of her fans outside her flat in Camden late Saturday night, but not for touching her beehive. According to the The Sun

A source said: “Amy had her bottom pinched and blamed the fan taking her picture. She just lashed out and clumped him. He laughed it off.”

You might worry that Amy will end up withering away in some cold jail cell if she keeps assaulting her fans, what with that emaciated frame and lack of body fat to protect her vital organs. Not to worry. She seems to have a healthy pelt down below to keep her warm. With that nest of pubes, the scampering of the body lice ought to be more than enough to keep her nether regions toasty and warm. Or at least provide enough matted hair to fashion a backup beehive. Form and function, my friends!

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4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sonya

    How is there enough meat on her butt to get a pinch in, anyway? I think it’s a scientific impossiblity.

    Jul 7th, 2008

  2. avionne

    It’s not her really assaulting her fans..its the drugs that she’s taking assualting her fans!!! And who cares its just a pinch

    http://www.BehindTheLateShow.com

    Jul 7th, 2008

  3. abby

    Aren’t those sort of phantom sensations called “coke crawlers?”

    Jul 7th, 2008

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