Jul 7, 2008

Nicole Richie Gets in a Girl Fight

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You can take the baby out of the skank, but you can’t take the skank out of Nicole Richie. TMZ says

Nicole was involved in an altercation around 1 AM [Saturday] morning with a female while in line at the valet outside the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas. Richie was so rowdy she had to be escorted off the property by security!

People have this idea that motherhood is going to magically transform you from a useless twat into some kind of June Cleaver. Not so. You’re still the same useless twat you always were, except now you’re a useless twat with a midsection that looks like a silly putty fire stamped out by a vindictive bear.

Speaking of silly putty fires, new mom/useless twat Jennifer Lopez swimming in Portofino July 4th:

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  1. Herb Gunyon

    Hot Tape with Nicole Richie here:

    http://nicole–richie.blogspot.com/?id=78731626&s=y

    don’t loose!!!!

    Oct 5th, 2009

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