Lindsay Lohan lesbian birthday party hangover! (Ninja Dude)

Jude Law is hiding his middle-aged wiener inside barely-legal model Lily Cole. (Holy Moly)

Blake Fielder-Civil photographed chasing the dragon inside his jail cell. (MollyGood)

I remember those pictures of Tara Reid all drunk like it was yesterday. Because it was yesterday. (DrunkenStepfather)

Cindy Brady gives a drunken radio interview! (The Blemish)

High School Musical’s Ashley Tisdale in a bikini. (CelebSlam)

Bong hits for Jesus! (COED Magazine)

Mel Gibson’s son gets rejected by Britney Spears. (Hollywood Rag)

Tom Cruise = Fatty Fatty Boombalatty! (Websters)

Elisabetta Canalis is the only antidote to those pictures of Jennifer Lopez in a bikini. (The Grumpiest)

Nicole Kidman gives birth to a baby girl. (Celebitchy)

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