Madonna Planned it All from the Beginning
Tags: guy ritchie, madonna
It seems that Madonna has been playing puppet master with the media, planting those are-they-or-aren’t-they divorce rumors herself to stir up free press for her upcoming tour. Boy, she makes the devil look like a fucking amateur, doesn’t she? According to TMZ
Guy and Madge’s peeps have been planning this for months, hoping the hubbub will sell more tickets to her upcoming tour. Well-placed sources tell us the Ritchies plan to officially split in after the Mrs.’ upcoming “Sticky and Sweet” world tour. Why [wait]? Big bucks. The concerts are expected to earn close to $300 mil worldwide.
So… they’re saying I’ve been a pawn in all this? A minion? A stooge? God, I feel so cheap! And not just because I woke up without pants in the back of a Chevy Cavalier this morning. That was just an ironic coincidence.
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
bionic bunny
why is she sporting a farrah fawcett ‘do?
and for fug’s sake, why do we have to keep looking at her??
was she EVER attractive?
and who’s the woman in the ad over there >>>> if the woman up there ^^^ is madonna????
Jul 8th, 2008
Sorceressss
Holy f*ck that’s a scary pic, she looks like my grandmother…who’s been dead for ten years.
Jul 8th, 2008
sonya
I’m pretty sure she has acid for blood.
Jul 9th, 2008
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