Nicole Kidman’s Baby’s Name is a Scientology Burn
Tags: Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman, scientology, sunday rose, Tom Cruise
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have named their new baby daughter Sunday Rose, but not because they hate her like you probably thought. It’s actually because they hate Tom Cruise. According to MSNBC
One Kidman source said the name is her last jab at Scientology. “Nicole is a Catholic, and Sunday was an important religious day for her until she was involved in Scientology. She’s still bitter about her experience with Scientology and the fact her baby’s name could be one last jab doesn’t exactly upset her.”
Oh, come on. That’s the worst baby name burn I’ve ever heard. It’s like she’s not even trying. What about TomCruiseIsSterile Elizabeth Urban? That’s got a nice ring to it. Or LRHSucksDonkey Marie Urban? I could definitely see that cross-stitched on a nice sampler.
Gobbling outside the hospital last month:
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bionic bunny
Therisa Christina Louisa Thelma Carmella
TCLTC
now THAT’S a burn, baby!!
Jul 8th, 2008
sonya
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jul 9th, 2008
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