Nicole Kidman’s Baby’s Name is a Scientology Burn

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Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have named their new baby daughter Sunday Rose, but not because they hate her like you probably thought. It’s actually because they hate Tom Cruise. According to MSNBC

One Kidman source said the name is her last jab at Scientology. “Nicole is a Catholic, and Sunday was an important religious day for her until she was involved in Scientology. She’s still bitter about her experience with Scientology and the fact her baby’s name could be one last jab doesn’t exactly upset her.”

Oh, come on. That’s the worst baby name burn I’ve ever heard. It’s like she’s not even trying. What about TomCruiseIsSterile Elizabeth Urban? That’s got a nice ring to it. Or LRHSucksDonkey Marie Urban? I could definitely see that cross-stitched on a nice sampler.

Gobbling outside the hospital last month:

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  1. bionic bunny

    Therisa Christina Louisa Thelma Carmella

    TCLTC

    now THAT’S a burn, baby!!

  2. sonya

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    U have to see it,really hot video!!!

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  5. Nicole Kidman,i wasn`t sure what else tell her about questions,but great one,you`ll understand right..

  6. I`m nothing but Nicole Story Life Nicole rules huh..

  7. maybe…your ok..with Kidman…yup..

  8. I would buy something like new dress of myself and IU..

  9. Sciencely with some acting specially with Britney Spears

  10. Nicole Kidman she would she kept gums Underpants from fan and your gonna kept caller this number before i got you bad something,about it…

  11. yes I know about it when I am surel`yikes from your life when your life wasnt fair with some buy makeup from story life I know,Ok

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