Tommy Lee a No-Show at Pam Anderson’s Birthday
Tags: criss angel, Pamela Anderson, tommy lee
Pamela Anderson celebrated her 57 41st birthday over the weekend, and as expected, it was a classy and dignified affair. But one person was noticeably absent from the soiree Saturday — boyfriend ex-husband roommate Tommy Lee. According to The Insider
Pamela Anderson had a busy night without boyfriend Tommy Lee at LAX nightclub pimping herself out to all the many guys there. She was celebrating her birthday, or that’s what she’s saying she was doing. Since when did Criss Angel get back into the picture and that other guy? WTF?
If you weren’t lucky enough to attend the fete, I caught a couple of little snippets for you. I present:
THE TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD AT PAM ANDERSON’S BIRTHDAY PARTY:
10. “You’ve been vaccinated, right?”
9. “Another video camera! How did you know?”
8. “Oh, look — she’s presenting!”
7. “It’s $40 for the first half-hour.”
6. “Show us your tits!”
5. “Jesus, whose puke is that?”
4. “Tassels! Just what I needed!”
3. “Ooh, a vagina cake! Like how I have a vagina!”
2. “Is it supposed to smell like cheese?”
and the number one thing over heard at Pam Anderson’s birthday bash:
1. “You’re an illusionist, right? Can you make genital warts disappear?
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
syd
Her nose looks more penile than ever.
Jul 8th, 2008
abby
Penile nose and a vaginal cake. D.H. Lawrence would be in heaven.
Jul 8th, 2008
mitzi
this is all too misogynistic…get a grip. She’s jsut having fun. I love her!
Jul 8th, 2008
uh
the reason tommy wasn’t there is because he’s on tour with motley crue. jesus, way to spin something simple into a story of “oh my god, tommy wasn’t there! something MUST be up!”
Jul 8th, 2008
bionic bunny
41? she’s FORTY-ONE??? WTF???
holy, crap, i never felt bad about my age, and now i feel even better.
she looks like a wet bar rag. a wet INFECTED bar rag.
oh, and “uh” and “mitzI”– stfu. go sit on your rainbows and unicorns.
i’m sure there’s a “happy” blog where you can go hang out with your “happy” friends.
sorry abby. it was freakin’ 112 degrees here today. phhhtttpt!
Jul 8th, 2008
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