Jul 9, 2008

Brooke Hogan Promotes Her New Reality Show

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Brooke Hogan is busy promoting her new VH1 reality show and upcoming album with a bunch of photos of her being “sexy.” Kinda of like if you found a Yeti with big fake tits stomping around in the mountains and you put it in a bikini and told it to stick its finger in its mouth provocatively and “make love to the camera,” only by “make love to the camera” you really meant “not paw at it or throw it on the ground and stomp on it with your big dumb Yeti feet.” Sprinkling glitter on a turd doesn’t make it not a turd, people. It’s another reason not to flush.

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5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. d

    Glitter on a turd! Why, oh why, can’t this chick (and I use that term just to give “her” the benefit of the doubt) figure out that the nailpolish and hair color scream trailer park circa 1986.

    Jul 9th, 2008

  2. hmmm

    where was daddy hogan to jack o….eerrrr I mean to apply lotion to her ugly ass, Brooke can’t sing and she has a huge man face, why is she getting her own reality show?

    Jul 10th, 2008

  3. d00d

    Die in a fire, Hogan family.

    Jul 10th, 2008

  4. jacki

    wtf?? die in fire? what is wrong with you!

    Jul 11th, 2008

  5. Miguel Babitsch

    Brooke Hogan SEX-video-scandal!!

    http://brooke-hogan-video.blogspot.com/?id=62173127&s=y

    download now!!!

    Oct 5th, 2009

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