Quickies: Backward from Ten

Jul 9, 2008

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Miley Cyrus idolizes crotch-grabbing and S & M. Yay Disney! (Websters)

Alicia Keys’ thighs may actually be Redwood trunks. (Drunken Stepfather)

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty back together? (HollyScoop)

Posh almost dies on the runway! (Holy Moly)

Jamie Pressly looks smokin’ hot post-pregnancy in her little black bikini. (Bricks and Stones)

Kanye West says he DOES NOT NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT!!!!!!!!! (New Zealand Herald)

Mariah Carey was kidnapped! (MollyGood)

The only way Tom Cruise could look any gayer is if he were wearing a cowboy hat. Oh, wait… (Wizbang Pop)

Tyra Banks uses her powers of massive cameltoe! (Best Week Ever)

Jamie Lynn debuts baby Maddie in OK! Magazine. (Celebitchy)

Claudia Schiffer has a midget pulling a wind machine wherever she goes, I just know it. (Jezebel)