Britney and Madonna Do Bondage
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If you thought Madonna and Britney Spears’ little display at MTV Awards in 2003 was “scandalous,” just wait and see what they have planned for Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet tour later this year. An on-set source told The Sun
“It’s probably the raunchiest stuff she has ever done. It leaves nothing to the imagination and will be very controversial. Britney and Madonna are unwrapped like mummies, to appear together almost naked apart from tiny leather bondage pants and knee-high boots. They then dance closely together, pressing their hands and bodies together. There will be big rows over whether it is sexy, shocking or both.”
It doesn’t say what they’re wrapped in, exactly, but I’m hoping it’s duct tape. That way when the thong-boys hit Britney’s asscrack, it’ll be like ripping a beaver out of a cave and they can wave it around and scream and pretend it’s attacking their faces and freak out everybody in the audience and then be all like, “No, it’s Britney’s ass hair! See?” and everybody would have a good laugh. I know I’d pay $69.95 to see that.

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