Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are having another baby! (Holy Moly)

Celine Dion fights ghosts — in a bikini! (The Blemish)

Kate Moss not fighting ghosts in a bikini. (The Grumpiest)

Jesse Jackson says he wants to cut Barack Obama’s nuts off! (MollyGood)

Jessica Simpson’s 28th birthday party is even lamer than you could have imagined. (Websters)

For me, it’s tequila. Name you Mr. Hyde poison. (Pajiba)

What would you get if you morphed Madonna and A-Rod? This horrible monster. (CityRag)

Nobody knows who Jo Champa is, but she has nipples, so there you go. (CelebSlam)

Audrina Partridge as Daisy Duke! (Use My Computer)

John Mayer indulged in a little groupie sex. (Ninja Dude)

You can sleep peacefully now — Anne Hathaway is doing fine. (Fatback)

Ali Lohan’s new single doesn’t suck as much as you thought it would! (Allie is Wired)

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