Madonna Wanted Jose Canseco’s Sperm
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Madonna’s taste for baseball players had apparently been a long time in the making — former Oakland A Jose Canseco is claiming that she tried to seduce him 17 years ago in the hopes of getting a hold of some of his sweet Cuban sperm. Us Weekly released the following excerpts from his candid interview:
Us: How did it happen?
JC: Her people approached me saying she was interested in meeting me.
Us: What did they say was the reason?
JC: I’m Cuban and she wanted a Cuban child.
Us: And she barely knew you at this point.
JC: She didn’t.
Us: So she was interested in your genes.
JC: Yeah, I’m Cuban 6-foot-3, athletic, built.
Us: At that first meeting, what happened?
JC: She turned on Truth or Dare and showed me the masturbation scene and asked me what I thought about it. Then she sat on my lap and kissed me. I then told her that if I left [my wife] I would lose a lot of money and she said, ‘I have lots of money. Don’t worry about that’.
Well, that’s completely normal. Fucking celebrities, man. It’s like they live on the Island of Dr. Moreau. But with less animal-human hybrids and a lot more burning when you pee.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
She could’ve gone to a sperm bank if she really wanted a Cuban baby, but then that would’ve been the more sensible thing to do. Plus she wouldn’t have gotten a chance to show her mastabatory scene to the lady at the counter, and that’s what REALLY matters, right?
Jul 11th, 2008
abby
Only a celebrity could show you footage of themselves masturbating and say, “Hey, what do you think of that?”
Jul 11th, 2008
missing-the-point
… and then Canseco’s wife left him anyway.
As a point of interest for anyone who dislikes Canseco and would like to see him take one in the jaw, he’ll be involved in a “celebrity” boxing match this weekend in Atlantic City. The other guy is a former pro football player who is now a tv sports reporter here in Philly. The other guy is like 5′10″ or so, but does have actual semi-pro boxing experience. Canseco’s ugly face might just hit the mats…
Jul 11th, 2008
Izzy
Ewww…she looks like a cross between a Femme-bot and my grandmother.
Jul 12th, 2008
booboo
if any body can help me with my shyness i wish it could be madonna
Jul 12th, 2008
booboo
i will give you my sperm if you can let me wip your g and ipromish iwill make you come like you never come before i will wip your g and make you come like a high presured water hose you wil tense up and shake andiwill catch it in my mouth and then hold it in my mouth and then giveyou afrench kiss with your come and then you give it back to me then iwil put it in a champain glass then you can make me come in your mouth and give me a french kiss and give me my come to me and iwill go down on you place it in you vagina then you will let it drip it into the glass that has your come in it then open up a bottal of don perion pour it in the glass with both our come juices in it stir it with our toungs and then have a toast
Jul 12th, 2008
Phil
Booboo, you’re a sick fuck. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but still…
Jul 12th, 2008
bionic bunny
thanks, phil, you took the words right out of my mouth, not to mention the vomit…
Jul 12th, 2008
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